Monday, February 20, 2006

Baby. It's. Cold. Outside.

As in totally freezin'. Colder than a witch's tit. Freezin-Ass Cold. Get-your-tongue-stuck-on-metal-objects cold. Yep, that's COLD!

Almost 20 below here on Friday night/early Saturday morning. 10 below here on Saturday night/Sunday morning. Monday morning? 20 ABOVE and extremely windy. So windy, some of our neighbors are afraid their windows are going to explode into the house. Yep, that's WINDY!

This weather, she's strange. The Greenland ice, she's melting. Islands around the world, she's disappearing. Coming Ice Age or Human-Caused Doom; whatever the cause, things they are a-changin'. Methinks Berm Houses will be all the rage in the future.

But for now, I'm enjoying our energy-guzzling, consumer crazed, plenty to eat and drink and do existence. Last Hurrah? Maybe. Possibly. Probably.

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