Saturday, June 23, 2007

Amy Winehouse. *sigh*

Does anybody else want to just grab this girl, snatch that godawful rat's nest off the top of her head, scrub her face with a washcloth and then:
TAKE HER TO A DENTIST? And then maybe a soup kitchen?!

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

ANAGRAM your name - aw, come on!

My full name (well, excluding all those names I was bestowed by the Catholic Faith for promising to be Jesus' ForEvah) anagrams out to:

'I'm fair, rare maverick menace.'

Which, well, Duh - if you know me at all.

Were I to use my husband's surname, you ask?

"Feminine, Verbal Crack."

Try it!

Saturday, June 02, 2007

Teacher Goody Bags:

Eight of these were assembled for Ryan's teachers and therapists:

Joke found them remaindered at Pottery Barn, and then put me in touch with a store that had what I needed. They were a HUGE HIT! I loaded the containers with travel sized Bath & Body Works stuff, plus some Aveda hand lotion and shower gel. I cello wrapped them, and then stuck chopsticks in the ribbon. The chopsticks have sentiments printed on them.

Six of these were assembled for Parker's teachers:

The bags hold about the same things as Ryan's, and a Starbucks coffee card - Parker's teachers are all coffee fiends.

The only picture that turned out from Parker's Kindergarten circus presentation:

A photo of Ryan, seated in the Peanut Gallery, towering over his peer group. Ah, but he's a Gentle Giant...

Friday, June 01, 2007