I was walking out of Target, with a cart full of clunky stuff - not loud, just a bit rythmically clunky. And what did I say to myself, out of the blue?
"This clunking sounds like I have Ben Wa balls in my pocket!"
BEN WA BALLS?
IN MY POCKET?
Do I own a set? NO!
Have a ever carried a pair around, in my pocket or otherwise?
NO.
I am losing my fucking mind.
I really can't wait for school to be over.
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You're getting all Witch Doctorish!
(You know, Ting, Tang, Walla Walla Bing Bang)
Soon...it'll be sooon...deep breaths...
Mawhaha.
You said Ben Wa Balls!
I had to look up what Ben Wa balls were. Thank heavens for wikipedia!!
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