Saturday, May 19, 2007

Unsolicited Advice for Graduates

Not that anybody's asking, but here's my 2007 Advice for Graduates:

1. Floss. Every day.

2. Go to Grad School. If not this year, then next year. Once you get on the Hamster Wheel that is work, it's very difficult to dismount.

3. Travel every chance you get.

4. Practice safe sex. If you are with someone who refuses to wear condoms, RUN AWAY. They are not just saying that to you because You're Special. Trust me; they say that to everyone.

5. Don't forget your pillow when you're packing for college.

If you have to pick only one from the group above, go with 4.

1 comment:

My float said...

Yay, you're back.
I think these are all very important. Another one I'd add is, "don't start smoking". it's incredibly difficult to stop.

Am very pleased to be reading you again!