I was walking out of Target, with a cart full of clunky stuff - not loud, just a bit rythmically clunky. And what did I say to myself, out of the blue?
"This clunking sounds like I have Ben Wa balls in my pocket!"
BEN WA BALLS?
IN MY POCKET?
Do I own a set? NO!
Have a ever carried a pair around, in my pocket or otherwise?
I am losing my fucking mind.
I really can't wait for school to be over.