Tuesday, May 29, 2007

The weirdest thought I've had in A Long Time:

I was walking out of Target, with a cart full of clunky stuff - not loud, just a bit rythmically clunky. And what did I say to myself, out of the blue?
"This clunking sounds like I have Ben Wa balls in my pocket!"

BEN WA BALLS?
IN MY POCKET?

Do I own a set? NO!
Have a ever carried a pair around, in my pocket or otherwise?
NO.

I am losing my fucking mind.
I really can't wait for school to be over.

3 comments:

daysgoby said...

You're getting all Witch Doctorish!
(You know, Ting, Tang, Walla Walla Bing Bang)

Soon...it'll be sooon...deep breaths...

paula said...

Mawhaha.

You said Ben Wa Balls!

My float said...

I had to look up what Ben Wa balls were. Thank heavens for wikipedia!!